Excessive Usage Causes Actual Harm

Warning: Prolonged exposure to excessive usage may cause:

• Permanent brain damage
• Caffeine dependence
• Unsustainable productivity
• Irreconcilable relationships

But hey, it's worth it, right? Read more about how your friends are also affected

Causes of Excessive Usage

According to our team of highly trained and slightly biased experts, excessive usage is caused by:

• Negative self-esteem issues
• Unfulfilled expectations (e.g., "I'll just check one more thing")
• Uncontrollable FOMO

Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom! We'll get to the good stuff in a bit

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can blame your mom

Or, if you're feeling you can just tell yourself it's not a problem