A Guide to the Consequences of Excessive Usage
Are you guilty of excessive usage?
Do you find yourself mindlessly scrolling through cat videos, or typing out entire novels in Comic Sans? Do you browse through your phone's homepage every 5 seconds?
Look no further! This guide will walk you through the signs and symptoms of excessive usage, and provide you with the tools to break free from your vicious cycle of unnecessary scrolling.
Excessive Usage Causes:
* Unnecessary Scraping (USC) - excessive use of cat videos on YouTube
* Unnecessary Typing (UT) - excessive writing of novels in Comic Sans
* Unnecessary Browsing (UB) - excessive scrolling through phone's homepage
* Unnecessary Gaming (UG) - excessive playing of video games for 12 hours straight
* Unnecessary Social Media (USM) - excessive posting on social media for validation
* Unnecessary Snacking (USN) - excessive eating of Cheetos
* Unnecessary Procrastination (UP) - excessive browsing through Wikipedia articles on history of the world
* Unnecessary Daydreaming (UDP) - excessive staring out the window
* Unnecessary Napping (UN) - excessive napping on the couch
* Unnecessary Singing (US) - excessive singing in the shower
I'm a victim, help!