Exclusive Perks

Welcome to the inner circle

As a member of our secret society, you're entitled to the following exclusive benefits:

• Early access to limited-edition, handcrafted artisanal catnip
• Priority reservations for the annual "I'm a Special Snowflake" retreat
• Free entry into the "I'd Rather Be a Corgi" talent show
• Personalized, hand-delivered existential crises by certified experts

Learn more about our exclusive catnip offerings Secure your spot at the "I'm a Special Snowflake" retreat