What kind of genius is this?
Our Excuse Generator uses advanced algorithms and a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated monkeys to create the most plausible, the most creative, the most utterly ridiculous excuses for your every need.
We generate excuses for:
Yes, it's free. Because we're a non-profit organization funded entirely by the sale of artisanal, small-batch, highly expensive coffee to venture capitalists and hipsters.
Of course not! We have strict guidelines in place. You can only use the Excuse Generator for personal, non-commercial use. Any misuse will result in our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas visiting you at your home or workplace.
You can help by spreading the word, contributing to our open-source codebase, or simply by buying our official Excuse Generator t-shirt, hoodie, mug, and/or tote bag.
Please do! Our code is open-source and hosted on GitHub. You can contribute code, issue reports, and even just generally make things more confusing by submitting pull requests for completely unrelated changes to our core algorithm.
Our site uses only the latest, greatest, most cutting-edge technology available. As long as you're using a browser that's at least 2 years old, you're good to go! If not, you might need to visit our technical support page for help.
Of course it is! We have a team of highly trained, highly credentialed experts in the field of Excuse Generation, and we're proud to be the premier destination for all your excuse needs.
You can contact us through our website, or by sending a carrier pigeon to our offices, or by shouting loudly into a megaphone in our parking lot.