The Art of Forgetting

I forgot my password, but not because I was drunk, no, I swear. It's just... uh... I was busy thinking about how I'd rather be on a beach somewhere else.

Perhaps I'll just have to create a new account and hope that no one notices the slight inconsistency in my online history.

I mean, who needs consistency, anyway?

Here, let me just check my other excuses for not attending:

• My computer is on fire
• My grandma called and I had to take over for her
• I was abducted by aliens

Hope these help, or maybe just pretend you didn't see them and we can just forget this whole thing ever happened.