My Cat Said It Needed Help
This is why I'm not attending:
- My cat said it needs help. I'm not kidding. It literally just meowed at me and said 'please, human, help me with this existential crisis.'
- I'm trying to figure out how to get it a therapist, but apparently they're all booked up with other animals in crisis mode.
- It's not just me, apparently. All the other pets in the neighborhood are having similar issues. The dogs are in a pack, the birds are flying off to find answers, and the fish are... well, they're just swimming around in circles.
- I'm starting to think that maybe we're all just a bunch of messed up species trying to find our place in the world.
What's worse than an existential crisis? A midlife crisis? A_goals crisis? Help me, internet.
How to deal with your own existential questions, human.