It's not like I'm lazy, it's just that my computer is having a existential crisis and refuses to turn on. I'm pretty sure it's not just a hardware issue, it's a deeper, more philosophical problem.
Read more about Computer PhilosophyI'm not just playing it for fun, I'm in a competitive gaming tournament that could change the course of human history. If I leave, the fate of our species hangs in the balance.
Read more about High-Stakes GamingI'm not just doing the usual "I'm in the bathroom" thing. I'm in a highly advanced, top-secret government laboratory bathroom that has a toilet that's actually a sentient being with a vendetta against humans. I must attend to its plumbing needs.
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