Sorry, I'm not attending. My disguise, which is a rather elaborate and expensive one, needed adjusting. I'm talking sequins, I'm talking feathers, I'm talking an extensive collection of wigs. It's not something I can just "roll with" on short notice.
I'm currently trying to iron out the kinks in my "kink" – a rather delicate process, I assure you. I'm talking steaming, ironing, and a good dose of hairspray.
My Disguise Designer Is On Strike My Disguise Is Not Just For Fun My Disguise Is Not Just For Work My Disguise Is Currently In Storage