Excuses For Not Attending / Overwhelmed By Existential Crisis

Ugh, sorry to miss you, but I'm currently experiencing a severe case of Existential Dread.

My cat's existential crisis is more important than attending, and I need to be there for it.

Plus, I'm not sure the meaning of life is worth attending, but the meaninglessness of existence is really weighing on me.

Here's a few more valid excuses, just in case:

• My computer is on fire
• My pet is on strike
• My intergalactic travel ban has not been canceled yet, I'm still waiting on confirmation
• My existential dreams are not being realized here, I need to go where they can be