Welcome to Executive Carrot Cakes, a bakery that's been the go-to destination for high-stakes, high-ego corporate executives since 1987. Our founder, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, had a vision of a cake that could withstand even the most withering boardroom presentation. And so, the Executive Carrot Cake was born.
With its dense, moist texture and aggressive layering, this cake has seen it all - from mergers and acquisitions to late-stage layoffs. We've topped it with an arsenal of butters, from cream cheese to buttercream, to satisfy the refined tastes of the 1%.
After a series of high-profile corporate scandals, Reginald was forced to resign and live out his days on a remote island, subsisting on nothing but cake and regret. But even in exile, his legacy lives on in the form of our iconic carrot cake.
And so, we continue to bake the cake that brought him fame and fortune, but also destroyed his soul. It's a delicate balance, but someone has to do it.
We've updated our menu to include new flavors, including: Executive Carrot Cakes Subsidiary - a new line of carrot cake-inspired products for the modern corporate drone. Executive Carrot Cakes Mega Corp - our take on the classic carrot cake, but with more layers, more butter, and more regret.
Visit our About page for a more in-depth look at our history and philosophy.