The Art of Making Excuses

Why I didn't do my homework:

I had a meeting with a very important person.
I was on a secret mission to save the world.
I was kidnapped by aliens, and they didn't have Wi-Fi.
I was trying to perfect the art of procrastination.

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Remember, making excuses is an art. It's not just about lying; it's a way of life.

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