The Science of Procrastination

Exploring the intricacies of doing nothing

Procrastination is not just a hobby, it's a mathematical certainty. By carefully analyzing the trajectory of your productivity, you can pinpoint the exact moment when you become completely lost in the void of your couch.

But have you ever wondered what drives us to procrastinate? Is it the fear of success or the allure of existential dread? Or maybe it's just because you're secretly a cat at heart.

Join us in our quest for understanding the science of procrastination, where the line between productivity and artistic expression gets delightfully blurred.

Or, you know, just take a nap. We won't judge.