A guide to scraping off the grime of modern life, one gentle scrub at a time.
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Join the Exfoliation Self-Care Support Group1. To remove the layers of existential dread and societal pressures that weigh upon your soul like a wet, damp blanket.
2. To uncover the hidden contours of your inner self,ประกning the rougher aspects of your psyche like a gentle sanding stone.
3. To find solace in the gentle touch of a well-placed scrub, soothing the savage beast of anxiety that resides within.
4. To emerge from the darkness of modern life feeling smooth, refreshed, and only slightly traumatized.
5. To find meaning in the fleeting nature of human existence through the application of gentle, soothing abrasives.
6. To scrub away the grime of expectation and societal norms, revealing the unbridled truth of your inner self.
7. To find joy in the simple act of exfoliating, unencumbered by the burdens of the outside world.
8. To create a sense of community among fellow exfoliants, bonding over the shared experiences of gentle abrasion.
9. To find liberation from the prison of self-doubt through the application of gentle, soothing exfoliants.
10. To emerge from the ashes of modern life feeling renewed, refreshed, and only slightly singed.