Existential Crisis Donkeys | The Ultimate Guide to Questioning Reality

Chapter 1: The Donkey's Guide to Existentialism

Welcome to the world of Existential Crisis Donkeys, where the only constant is change, and the only truth is that everything is a lie.

Join us as we explore the infinite possibilities of nothingness, and the crushing despair that comes with it.

But don't worry, we'll also have some snacks.

Click here to learn the ancient art of Donkey-Philosophy, a logic that defies all logic.

Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, try our Donkey-Therapy sessions, guaranteed to make you question everything, including the value of therapy.

And, for the truly adventurous, try our Donkey-Existential-Crisis-Kit, a comprehensive guide to questioning reality and losing all sense of purpose.