It's true, I've got 5 different ones going on at once. The meaning of life, the meaning of death, the meaning of my existence, the meaning of the meaning of existence, and the meaning of the meaning of the meaning of existence. It's exhausting.
But don't worry, I've got a PhD in Philosophy from a correspondence course I took in my pajamas. I'm basically an expert in the field of Existential Crises. The Meaning of Life is 42
I've also got a special power, where I can turn any conversation into an Existential Crisis in under 5 minutes. It's a gift, really. Get help from me, the Existential Crisis Therapist
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