Avoidance of the Void: A Guide to Nothing To Worry About

The Ultimate Guide for the Chronically Indifferent

Warning: This guide may cause existential dread in those susceptible to it. Reader discretion advised.

Chapter 1: The Inevitability of Nothing

Nothing is coming, or so it seems. The abyss of uncertainty looms large, but fear not! For in the grand tapestry of existence, there is always more nothing to look forward to.

Chapter 2: The Nothingness of Tomorrow

A day will come, and another will not. The void of tomorrow stretches out before us like an empty canvas, waiting to be filled with nothing.