The Void of Nothingness

Welcome to the ultimate abyss of existence. Where thoughts go to die. Literally.

We offer the following services:

• Apathy: Because, why even try?
• Desperation: Because, what's the point, really?
• Existentialism: Because, you're already lost, so you might as well ask.

We also offer:

• Anti-Thought: Because, you're already thinking too much.
• Existential Crisis: Because, it's not like it's going to change anything.

Or, if you're just feeling really, really lost:

• Randomness: Because, why not, right?