Exorbitant Workouts

Warning: The following exercises may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous utter confusion. Proceed at your own risk.

Exercise 1: Extreme Burpees

Perform 100 burpees in a row, then immediately stop and stare blankly into space for exactly 37 seconds.

• Learn the Ancient Burpee Technique

Exercise 2: Insufferable Plank