The Procrastination Mastermind

A Guide to Doing Nothing

Expert Witness: The Art of Doing Nothing is a comprehensive guide to the ancient art of achieving nothing.

Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, you might enjoy our Video Games section, where you can indulge in the thrill of virtual achievement without ever leaving your couch.

For those who prefer a more hands-on approach, our Extreme Papercrafting section will have you crafting the perfect excuse for why you didn't do your work.