Are you tired of being a mere mortal, unable to summon a decent tune on your trusty harmonica? Do you yearn to ascend to the rarefied realm of Expert-Level Whistling?
Look no further! Our intensive, six-week program will teach you the intricacies of Whistling: from the basics of 'La Cucaracha' to the nuances of 'The Wheels on the Bus.'
Our expert instructors, renowned for their ear-splitting renditions of 'The Star-Spangled Banner,' will guide you through:
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