Prove your mastery of the ancient art of whistling. With 10 hours of practice, you'll be able to whistle the entire score of 'The Star Wars Cantina Band' without stopping.
Whistling for HireProve your ability to tune out the world and focus on your own delusions. With 5 years of practice, you'll be able to ignore your responsibilities, bills, and loved ones with ease.
Reality Denial 101