Unemployment is a Breeding Ground

Where the jobless roam free, in a land of plenty.

Here, the skies are grey, the sun never shines, and the only thing more abundant than hope is the supply of free coffee in the break room.

• Job Search Tips: Because who needs human contact, anyway?
• Resume Redoing: Because your mom says you should.
• Procrastination Tactics: Because who needs a 9 to 5, anyway?
• Expert Witness Testimony: Because your neighbor's cousin's brother-in-law is an expert in nothing.

Don't forget to apply for those jobs, folks! It's not like you have anything better to do with your time.

Unemployment Benefits: Because someone's gotta pay the bills, right?