Step 1: Locate the Dust Bunnies
Use a high-powered flashlight to search for dust bunnies in dark corners, under furniture, and behind appliances. Don't be afraid to get down and dirty.
As you venture deeper into the dust-bunny infested areas, remember that these are not your friends, they are the sworn enemies of cleanliness.
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Step 2: Prepare for Extermination
Gather your trusty Swiffer, a microfiber cloth, and a can of compressed air. This is not a drill.
Put on your best exterminator gear, including but not limited to: dust mask, goggles, and a backpack full of cleaning supplies.
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Step 3: Engage the Enemy
With your gear at the ready, charge into battle against the dust bunnies. Swiffer in one hand, microfiber cloth in the other, and a can of compressed air for that final, decisive blow.
Remember, a good dust bunny exterminator never leaves a trail of dust behind.
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Step 4: Maintain the Victory
After a long, grueling battle, take a moment to bask in the glow of your dust-bunny-free zone.
Set a timer to remind yourself to re-exterminate any new dust bunnies that may have formed while you were resting on your laurels.
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