Feature 2 of the Extra Large Refrigerator of the Gods

Behold, mortal, the second of 7 glorious features of our Extra Large Refrigerator of the Gods!

Feature 2: The Infinite Ice Cube

Behold, the ice cube that never melts! It's like a magic trick, but not really.

With the Infinite Ice Cube, you can enjoy your favorite beverages at the perfect temperature, forever! Well, until the power goes out, but let's be real, that's just a minor setback.

But wait, there's more! The Infinite Ice Cube also comes with a built-in, flashing neon sign that says "I'M A GROWNUP" in bold letters. Because, you know, who needs subtlety when you're serving up drinks at the perfect temperature?

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