Refrigerator Size 3: The Answer to All Your Storage Needs (Sort Of)
A refrigerator of unparalleled size, holding an impressive 3 items at once. Because, let's be real, who needs more than 3 things in their fridge?
Feature 3: The "Not-Quite-Enough" Shelf System
Our engineers have carefully crafted a shelf system that's almost, kind of, sort of adequate. Don't worry, you'll still have to get creative with your storage needs.
- Shelves are 1/8 inch apart, because who needs more than 1/8 inch of clearance?
- Shelves are made of durable, yet slightly-greasy, plastic.
Feature 2: The "Who-Needs-It-Anyway" Icebox
Our icebox is the perfect place to store that one lone ice cube you bought in 2018 and still haven't used. It's like a tiny, frozen time capsule!
Get your hands on the most underwhelming refrigerator experience in the industry! Upgrade to Refrigerator Size 4 for the slightly-less-underwhelming experience!
Or, you know, just stick with this one. We hear it's "good enough."