Extreme Ironing Techniques

For the truly dedicated ironer, nothing less than the most aggressive methods will do.

The Ironing Gauntlet of Fire

This ancient technique involves ironing a garment while simultaneously attempting to cook a steak to a perfect medium-rare on a single-ironing-board, multi-functional, kitchen appliance.

Steak and Steam Ironing

The Reverse Ironing Technique of Chaos

Iron a garment, then immediately remove it, then iron it again. Repeat this process until the fabric is a tangled, burnt, smoldering ruin.

Stealth Ironing Unit

The Ironing Board of Doom

An ironing board, modified to include a 500ft drop into a pit of molten lava, ensuring that even the most stubborn wrinkles are vanquished.

Lava Ironing Chute