Q: What is Extreme Ironing?
A: It's a thing. We're working on it.
Q: How do I get started with Extreme Ironing?
A: First, you must don the iconic Extreme Ironing outfit. Read the manual.
Q: Can I use a normal ironing board?
A: No. That's not Extreme. Check your gear.
Q: What's the point of all this?
A: To iron, of course. To iron like the wind!ประก
Q: Is it safe? <ประก> A: We have a strict safety policy. Don't ask questions.