Mythical Ironing Workshop - Ironing Injury Reports

Injuries from our expert ironing team:

1. Burnt Fingers: 23 - Due to excessive ironing of the world's largest stack of pleats, our lead ironer, Bob, had to be rushed to the hospital for 3rd degree burns.

2. Scorched Pants: 17 - Our team's resident perfectionist, Alice, ironed a delicate silk fabric and now has to wear a pair of pleated pants for the rest of her life.

3. Iron-Induced PTSD: 42 - After witnessing the horror of a wonky pleat, our intern, Dave, had to be put on a month's leave due to severe anxiety.

Don't worry, our workshop takes safety seriously! We're working on implementing better fabric handling protocols.

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