"I ironed my shirt for 8 hours straight. My wife left me." - Bob, Age 32
I'm still not sure what I did wrong.
"I set my pants on fire, but the ironing board was nice and sturdy." - Dave, Age 45
Now I just wear a diaper.
"I once ironed a hole in my favorite video game character's pants. My kids still hate me." - Karen, Age 38
Guess that's what I get for playing too much Mario Kart.
"After 5 hours of ironing, my shirt was so hot, it could've cooked a steak." - Mark, Age 28
Now it's a nice crispy steak. My stomach's still not happy about it.
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