Welcome to Extreme Ironing, where the ironing board is not just for ironing!
A: It's the most intense form of ironing. You know, like ironing, but more extreme.
A: Because regular ironing is just not extreme enough.
A: Of course, but don't come crying to me when you burn yourself.
A: You'll need an iron that's been forged in the depths of Mordor, a board that's been battle-hardened in the trenches, and a shirt that's been woven by the finest dwarven weavers.
A: We have an active community of extreme ironers on the forums. Just don't expect any of them to be civil.
A: Oh, you bet your shirt on it. There's the Extreme Ironing World Championships, the Ironing Olympics, and the annual Ironing Ironman.
A: Burns, blisters, third degree burns, permanent scarring, and the occasional bout of extreme existential dread.