The Great Kiln Off

It's a fight for the ages. The greatest of all time. The most... ceramic.

Our top contestants have been selected from the farthest reaches of the land. They have been trained by the finest coaches, and they have honed their skills to a razor's edge. They are the masters of the kiln.

Fluffy the Kiln King: The reigning champion of the kiln. Clay Claw: A force to be reckoned with in the world of ceramic arts. Thermal Thug: A master of the heat.