EXTREME IRONING INJURIES
WARNING: Ironing can be hazardous to your health!
- Excessive heat stroke from ironing for 12 hours straight
- Melting the plastic on your iron's soleplate
- Setting off the fire alarm in your apartment building
- Getting tangled in the cord and electrocuted
- Spontaneously combusting your eyebrows off
But don't worry! We're here to help you iron out the kinks (get it?) and prevent future injuries. Check out our subpages for more info!