Welcome to the Extreme Ironing Challenge, where the iron is not just a tool for making clothes look nice, but a tool for pushing the limits of human endurance!
Are you ready to test your mettle against the toughest ironing boards in the universe? Do you have what it takes to iron a wrinkled up space suit on a moving train while reciting the entirety of Space Ironing: The Next Frontier?
1. Ironing must be done in under 10 minutes.
2. The ironing board must be on a moving train.
3. The iron must be powered by a manual crank.
4. A minimum of 3 wrinkles must be ironed out per minute.
5. The ironing subject must be a space suit.
6. The train must be going at least 100mph.
7. The ironer must be wearing a pair of Space Shoes while ironing.
8. No electricity or steam is allowed, only manual ironing.
9. No one is allowed to touch the ironer while ironing, except on Tuesdays.
10. A minimum of 5 bonus points are awarded for every additional wrinkle ironed out.
| Ironer | Score |
| John D. Iron | 50 points |
| Jane S. Wrinkles | 30 points |
| Bob S. Steamboat | 25 points |
Are you ready to join the challenge? Register now!
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
Or, at the very least, may you not burn down your favorite space suit.