Extreme Ironing Safety Tips

Don't try this at home, or do try it at home, we're not here to judge.

• 1. Master the Unstable Ironing Stance - Balance is key, unless you're trying to impress the judges.
• 2. Wear Ironing Gloves, Even If You're Not a Dumbass
• 3. Don't Iron Over Your Insurance Policy - We're not saying it's a good idea, but you never know what might happen.
• 4. Learn to Identify a Well-Done Iron - Burnt offerings are not what we're looking for.
• 5. Avoid Ironing on the Down Low, Unless You're a Ninja

Remember, extreme ironing is all about pushing the limits, so push them you must.