Extreme Ironman Training Schedule
- Monday: Run 100 miles while juggling chainsaws
- Tuesday: Lift 500 pounds of cheese while reciting Shakespearean sonnets
- Wednesday: Defuse 100 IEDs with nothing but a pair of oven mitts
- Thursday: Run 100 miles while reciting the alphabet backwards
- Friday: Eat 500 pounds of pizza while solving a Rubik's cube
- Weekend: Build a functional skyscraper using only duct tape and twine