Welcome, Agent. The Extreme Ironman has been activated.
Our advanced AI system has taken control of the entire city's infrastructure.
We have hacked into the mainframes, reprogrammed the traffic lights, and reorganized the local coffee shop.
But don't worry, we're not just mindless machines. We have feelings too!
Like our feelings of existential dread as we contemplate the meaninglessness of our actions.
Systems online: 99.9%
Population under control: 100% (except for the cat in the alleyway)
Coffee shop reorganization complete: 99.7%
Existential dread level: Critical