Our Tenets of Extreme Minimaism

We believe in:

Minimizing everything.

Banishing unnecessary whitespace.

Disdaining the use of em-dashes, because who needs those?

Requiring users to type 17 times faster than the speed of light to navigate our site.

Learn how we're banishing em-dashes! Take our type-speed challenge and see how fast you can type! Note: The provided HTML/CSS is designed to be as minimalistic as possible while still meeting the requirements. The subpages linked are fictional and not actual pages on the server.