Extreme Napping Challenges - Level 6: The Never-Ending Slumber

Warning: Do Not Attempt Without Proper Training. Side Effects May Include, But Not Limited To: Irreversible Fatigue, Loss of Productivity, and/or Unrelenting Boredom.

Challenge Description:

Nap for exactly 37 hours and 42 minutes without waking up. The goal is to reach a state of somnambulism so profound that even the sound of a nearby espresso machine will not disturb you.

Rules:

• No external stimuli will be allowed. Blindfold, earplugs, and a strict sleep schedule are mandatory.
• Nap in a room with a minimum of 37.5°C (100°F) temperature difference between the room and the outside.
• No napping aids, such as pillows, mattresses, or sleep masks, will be allowed. The goal is to nap as a human sacrifice, not as a comfort-seeking mortal.

Penalties:

• Any napping aid discovered will result in immediate disqualification.
• Napping time will be extended by 37.5 minutes for every hour under the minimum temperature requirement.

Prizes:

• The winner will receive the prestigious Golden Snooze, awarded by the Extreme Napping Council.
• The Golden Snooze will be displayed on a velvet-covered pedestal, surrounded by a halo of pure, unadulterated darkness.

Are you ready to push the boundaries of human somnolence? Are you ready to face the ultimate test of endurance and the abyss of eternal slumber? Then click on to proceed to Level 7, where the stakes will be even higher.