Power Napping Techniques for Beginners

WARNING: Power napping is not for the faint of heart.
In the world of extreme napping, Basic Napping Techniques are the foundation upon which all others are built.

But, if you're ready to take your napping game to the next level, you're in the right place. Here are some advanced techniques to get you started:

The Swoon

The Swoon is an advanced napping technique that involves holding your breath for precisely 30 seconds, then releasing it in one swift motion while simultaneously punching the air with your fists.

The Flail

The Flail is a technique that requires flailing your arms wildly while napping, often accompanied by a loud, blood-curdling scream of "WAKE ME WHEN I'M DONE!"

The Flop

The Flop is an art form that involves flopping your head onto the pillow with such force that you risk dislodging your brain from your skull.