After weeks of practice, you've finally mastered the art of playing "La Cucaracha" on the trombone with reckless abandon. Your neighbors hate you, the cat's hair stands up on end, and the mailman has been seen fleeing for his life. You're ready for the next level of extreme pet revenge.

Take your trombone and play "La Cucaracha" in front of your ex's new partner. Watch as they try to reason with you, explaining that they're "trying to be happy" and that you're "not understanding". Tell them you're "just getting started".

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