Trombone Technique: Understanding The Basics
By: Zorvath, the Trombone Whisperer
This page is dedicated to the art of understanding the basics of trombone technique. It's a journey that's as complex as it is rewarding, much like attempting to get a cat to take a bath.
But fear not, dear reader! For with these simple steps, you too can become a trombone virtuoso:
Step 1: Hold the Thing
First, you must hold the trombone in a way that makes you feel comfortable. Some people like it in their left hand, others in their right. It's like holding a large, awkward cat. Don't worry, it'll get the hang of it.
Next, you must place your slide in your mouth. This is the part where most beginners go wrong. It's a delicate process, much like trying to get a cat to take a pill. Be patient.
Now, slowly and carefully, insert the mouthpiece into your mouth. Don't push too hard, or you'll end up like this:
And that's just step one! Stay tuned for step two, where we learn aboutประก the slide.