Spinal Dislocation: The Unsettling Truth

Warning: The following content is not for the faint of heart. Spinal dislocation is a real, albeit rare, medical condition that can leave its victims feeling like their spine is made of putty.

Causes:

• Reckless extreme punting in the dead of night
• Excessive consumption of spicy nachos
• Spinning around in circles while listening to techno music

Symptoms:

• Spine feels like it's made of jelly
• Back pain that's off the charts
• Inability to wear pants

What to do:

Seek medical attention, but don't bother, you're probably fine

Learn about the risks and complications of Spinal Dislocation

Join our support group for Spinal Dislocation sufferers

Or, you know, just take some ibuprofen and pretend it's fine.