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High Wire Walking: Where the Heights Are Right, But the Odds Are Wrong

High wire walking: it's like walking on air, but with more splinters. Where else can you get a leg up on life, but with a good chance of losing a limb?

Common Injuries:

Spilled Coffee - When the wire just isn't cooperating.
Loose Wire - When the wire just isn't tight enough.
Vertigo Vibes - When the world just starts spinning.

Regrets:

Shoulda Tried The Safety Net - Wish you'd taken the easy way out.
Didn't Check The Weather Forecast - Now you're stuck in a stormy mess.
Thought It Was A Tuesday - Now it's a weekend of recovery.

Don't get too high up on that wire. You might just get a little... ...lost.