Extrovert Psychic Displacement: The Art of Projecting Your Awkwardness onto Others

Are you tired of being seen as the oddball of the party? Do you find yourself constantly wondering what others are thinking about you?

Look no further than Extrovert Psychic Displacement! This revolutionary technique lets you project your awkwardness onto others, allowing you to be the center of attention while avoiding the actual work of being interesting.

How it works

Extrovert Psychic Displacement is simple: just take a glance at someone, focus your thoughts, and... BAM! You've got it! You're now convinced that they're thinking about your awkwardness, and you can spend the rest of the day wondering what they're thinking.

Example: you catch your coworker checking their watch. Clearly, they're thinking, "Ugh, they've been talking for way too long. They've got no idea how to wrap up a decent sentence."

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Disclaimer: results may vary. Prolonged practice not guaranteed.