Here be the tales of those who have mastered the art of being seen, not heard. Or, at the very least, not ignored.
Our team of experts in the field of being more noticeable than others has achieved great success in their respective fields.
Bob was once a wallflower who couldn't even get a second glance from his coworkers. But after undergoing our patented Extrovert Psychic Displacement treatment, he was suddenly the center of attention at every office meeting.