How to avoid your team from hating you Team building is a sacred institution, a rite of passage that separates the wheat from the chaff. It's a time to bond, to grow, and to tolerate each other's company for hours on end. But what happens when you're the worst at it? Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are a few tips to help you prepare for the inevitable team building event:
1. Be the most awkward at the team building event - This one's a given. You're already on the list.
2. Turn team building into a silent auction - Who needs trust-building exercises when you can just auction off your soul for a free dinner?
3. Schedule it on a Friday prophets know it's a bad idea - Nothing says 'team building' like a 5 o'clock shadow.
4. Bribe your team with free coffee - A cup of coffee can buy a lot of tolerance, especially if you're already running on fumes.
5. Make it a team building event for your dog - Who needs humans when there's a good ol' fashioned pup-cuddle session to be had?
And remember, team building is all about the journey, not the destination. Or is it? Who knows? Maybe just ask your team.
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