What is this thing?

FAQs and User Manual

We're glad you made it this far. You must be a glutton for punishment.

Troubleshooting

Q: Why does my browser crash every time I visit this site?

A: That's just your browser's way of saying 'you're welcome.'

User Manual

Q: How do I use this thing?

A: Good luck with that.

Advanced Features

Q: What's the deal with all the neon lights?

A: We're going for a retro-futuristic vibe. It's a thing.

Credits

Q: Who made this monstrosity?

A: A team of talented, yet slightly unhinged, developers.

Feedback

Q: How do I tell my friends about this site?

A: You don't. Trust us, they'll thank you.