Where the questions are silly, the answers are absurd, and the answers are even sillier.
A: The meaning of life is clearly 42, but also 42.5, and also 42.5-ish. Don't ask us, we're not math.
A: To confuse and bewilder you with our vast array of pointless information, of course! Visit our The Pointlessness Project for more on that.
A: Ha! Good luck with that. We don't do returns. But hey, our therapist, Dr. Schrödinger, has some great advice on how to deal with the existential dread of being a cat.
A: Honestly, we have no idea. But we do know that it's a great way to get some exercise in the kitchen. Visit our The Jell-O Expedition for more on that.