FAQs From The Afterlife

Q: What happens after I die?

A: You become a human-shaped pile of ash in a shallow grave, surrounded by a sea of identical white stones. It's a real existential crisis, trust us.

Q: Do I still have to pay taxes there?

A: Actually, you have to pay in souls now. It's called "Soul-mes." Don't ask.

Q: Can I still use my Netflix password there?

A: Ha! You'll be lucky if you get a decent signal on the astral plane. But don't worry, there's a great selection of reruns on the ectoplasmic network.

Q: What's the deal with the afterlife bureaucracy? Note: I've assumed that the subpage "/subpages/FAQs-From-The-Afterlife" is a typo and should be "/subpages/afterlife-faq".