According to top-secret documents leaked to us by a highly-placed source, the Inevitable is a sentient, all-powerful force that governs every aspect of the universe. It's like the Matrix, but with more bureaucracy. You'll need to learn to navigate its whimsical nature to survive. We recommend starting with our Tea for the Soul course.

The Tea is a mystical beverage that contains the essence of the Inevitable. It's like a fine wine, but with more caffeine and existential dread. Drinking the Tea will grant you temporary insight into the workings of the Inevitable, but be warned: it's addictive. You can find more information, and purchase a subscription, on our The Tea Merchant page.

Ha! Don't be ridiculous. The Inevitable is not just a concept, it's a physical presence that will consume you whole. You'll never escape, but you can learn to make peace with it. Visit our Acceptance is Not Optional page for more information.